I have been given the amazing opportunity to give out 5 copies of Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit? by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur, with Brendan Hay.

It isn’t just you.

Written by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur, with Brendan Hay, this is an encyclopedic attack on modern culture so hilariously bitter that it actually becomes uplifting. If you hate chick lit, Che Guevara merchandise, pop Kabbalah, cosmetic-surgery-gone-wrong-as-TV-programming, DVDs with ads you can’t skip, or any of a few hundred other insanely annoying modern things, then this book will finally lend credence to your frustrations.

So now… GIVEAWAY!

Would you like the chance to win one of 5 copies of Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit? by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur, with Brendan Hay? This is your lucky night. There are a number of ways you can win this book, each good for one entry each. For each entry, leave me a separate comment. Also, make sure that you leave me a way to contact you if you win.

1.) Leave a comment below telling me that you’d like to win.
2.) Blog about this contest and leave a comment with the links.
3.) Add me on twitter (@morbidromantic) and Tweet this contest then comment with a link to the Tweet or your username.
4.) Stumble this giveaway or my main site and comment with your StumbleUpon username.
5.) Add my RSS reader here and leave me a comment telling me that you subscribe to my feed.
6.) Comment on any of my previous blog posts and leave me a comment telling me that you have.

If you do all of the above, you will get six entries. That’s six chances to win.

Winners will be selected on 11:59pm EST on April 18th. I will be using Random.org to select the winner. When you win, I will send you an email asking for your physically mailing address, which you have 3 days to respond to before new winners are selected. No PO Boxes. This contest is open to the US and Canada.

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I have been given the amazing opportunity to give out 5 copies of How to Profit From the Coming Rapture by Steve and Evie Levy.

Are the end times near? Is the Rapture really just around the corner? Could Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson possibly be right? About 1 billion people among us believe, yes, absolutely. And that means one thing: investment opportunities!

Taking the familiar form of a how-to investment guide, Steve and Evie Levy delivers unto us HOW TO PROFIT FROM THE COMING RAPTURE, a book that instructs those readers who will certainly be left behind on how to exploit the inevitable demise of the world in order to make a tidy profit. Sure, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike. But for the five billion of us left behind, the post-Rapture world will be a time of even more unique investment opportunities.

So now… GIVEAWAY!

Would you like the chance to win one of 5 copies of How to Profit From the Coming Rapture by Steve and Evie Levy? This is your lucky night. There are a number of ways you can win this book, each good for one entry each. For each entry, leave me a separate comment. Also, make sure that you leave me a way to contact you if you win.

1.) Leave a comment below telling me that you’d like to win.
2.) Blog about this contest and leave a comment with the links.
3.) Add me on twitter (@morbidromantic) and Tweet this contest then comment with a link to the Tweet or your username.
4.) Stumble this giveaway or my main site and comment with your StumbleUpon username.
5.) Add my RSS reader here and leave me a comment telling me that you subscribe to my feed.
6.) Comment on any of my previous blog posts and leave me a comment telling me that you have.

If you do all of the above, you will get six entries. That’s six chances to win.

Winners will be selected on 11:59pm EST on April 18th. I will be using Random.org to select the winner. When you win, I will send you an email asking for your physically mailing address, which you have 3 days to respond to before new winners are selected. No PO Boxes. This contest is open to the US and Canada.

Okay, we have the winner for the contest to win one copy of The Crimes of Paris by Dorothy & Thomas Hoobler…

The winning number is: 34

Winner:
avisannschild

I am going to email all of you now and request your addresses. Remember, no PO Boxes and no one from any country but the US and Canada. If you do not get my email and you are a winner, leave me a comment here or send me an email at morbidromantic[@]gmail.com. Please send me your address in 3 days or else I will have to choose a new winner in your place.

Okay, we have winners for the contest to win one of five copies of I Loved, I Lost, I Made Spaghetti by Giullia Melucci…

The winning numbers are: 3, 9, 18, 26, 37

Winners:
bridget3420 (3)
BettieB (9)
cheryl kellery (18)
Marie (26)
Debbie (37)

I am going to email all of you now and request your addresses. Remember, no PO Boxes and no one from any country but the US and Canada. If you do not get my email and you are a winner, leave me a comment here or send me an email at morbidromantic[@]gmail.com. Please send me your address in 3 days or else I will have to choose a new winner in your place.

Okay, we have winners for the contest to win one of five copies of Do-Over by Robin Hemley…

The winning numbers are:
4, 13, 14, 15, 21

Winners:
bridget3420 (4)
Nicole (13)
Vanessa (14)
cheryl kellery (15)
Rachel W. (21)

I am going to email all of you now and request your addresses. Remember, no PO Boxes and no one from any country but the US and Canada. If you do not get my email and you are a winner, leave me a comment here or send me an email at morbidromantic[@]gmail.com. Please send me your address in 3 days or else I will have to choose a new winner in your place.